So Here's a Story....

so last night i had to work at target, i make my usual rounds, stopping at Strack N Can Til to buy my drink and a snack for break 1...well tonight, for some reason i was in the mood for chocolate milk, normally it's a fruit drink or something, no pop, and nestle's chocolate milk was on sale so i said what the hell...i get to my car i pop the top and drink a bit....dink on my way to work....where i meet up with Jen...yadda yadda yadda...so we're making out and she comments how bad the taste is of my mouth, so she hands me a stick of gum, fruit strips i beleive...so we continue, then all of a sudden she starts getting sick...and sicker..finally she quickly runs away from me and starts throwing up...now i'm thinknig what the hell, i'm i really that disgusting of a kisser....i always thought myself to be pretty good, maybe too much tonguel action for her or something..who knows...so i grab my milk and wait for her to come back after she is better......she makes her way back holding her stomache, still looking sick..and then she notices the milk i am holding...she says, "wait, were you drinking that before yuo got here..and before w started making out.." and isaid "yes"...then this is great, she goes, kinda yelling, " i'm lactose intolerant you idiot!"

how great of a story is that?!?! i soo want to make that into a movie!!! ZACH!!!!