Moonlight Madness & ALCO at it's Worst

So this Wednesday night was ALCO's little open til 10, 20% off crap-a-thon and employess could dress up but nobody did...well....the story goes something like this.......
George called me up to the service desk, and i immediatly questioned as to what he possible needed, i was just up there. I saw Kay from George's Resturant, Victor's girlfriend, at the register thinking maybe that's why he called me up. so i naturally came behind the desk and asked what George need me for. Then all of a sudden i heard, clunk clunk clunk, i turn and look, but it's too late, Donna is walking behind the desk trapping me in...and she's donning a full out clown costume, faced painted and everything. Panik hits me like a bucket of water, i just stood there, frozen in a catatonic state, my smile was still plastered on my face that's how froze i was. i could barley look at her, she stood behind me for several minutes, i did face her, touched her nose, looked at her feet, then she left. Then they called Kim up to the desk but only on the side, so when donna apporached she ran into elsectronics, i then flipped over the service desk and ran to kelsey's side on register 1. I then made the comment that i have never felt so sick before in my life and ran out to Wilco. I bought a 2 lite of pop and went into the pharmacy to talk with Tina. There was another clown behind the courtesy booth, but didn't have a painted face so it wasn't as scary, i was telling tina, so as i left and turned the corner out of Fagen's, i literally bumped into the damn clown. I yelped, than ran out of the store back to ALCO. I went to the office and balled my eyes out for a good 10 minutes, i hyperventilated and my body was tingling, my lips, nose, fingers, stomache, all tingling, it was insane. later i met up with Kim who had made her way to the bathroom and was puking the whole time. We held each other in the breakroom in fear of what could still be out there. It really put a damper on the evening. God damn i fucking hate clowns!!!

Nothing for Nothing

So not much to say really, when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose, yeah i suppose that's true? Bastards...nevermind...online shit...so i work 19 miles away from my house, give or take. I can make it there in around 25 minutes. You'd think by now i'd learn the route or something, or buildings, or something, nope. All i know is that around 7ish in the morning a Pepsi truck is heading south on Indianapolis Blvd after Target and usually turns left onto 30. Oh, the Amoco gas station next to the McDonald's in Cedar Lake is changing into a BP, hell yes i say!!! Well that makes Barcus wrong, who said it wouldn't be changing over for a few years at least, lest it's getting a face lift....into a BP. Now if only it had those really cool pumps i like ever so much. And speaking of that landmark, i can make it from there to my house in 7 minutes, yeah i rock. you know what sucks, i lost my remote starter for my Lucille, and it's turning winter, insert sad face here, oh well on the bright side i learned how to use my key for my door, and how it can open juts that door or all my doors depending on what i do with the key, how K-Rad! ouch, just ran my hands through my hair, bye bye devil horns, my hair feels really nasty, yes, lather rinse repeat i will. the deal at KFC is good, made me happy, i think. Hmmm, stuff sucks. I think that is all i got, well, i got nothing, so yeah, that's all.......

Ooops

Ok, my thought of the day thus far, seeings how it is only 7am right now, is i wished somebody would have told me about Day Lights Savings Time a little bit earlier. How is one who lives in his murky basement supposed to keep up on these current events? And no, I'm not stupid, it just seems as though I'm the last to receive this type of information.
So i'll leave you with a thought of the day: Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done, that can win what's never been won, meantime life outside goes on all around you.
Of course, It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Bleeding

It's Just a SHOT Away!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's just a Shot away. I've got an LRT, it's just a shot away,it's just a shot away.War, children, rape, murder, it's just a shot away, gimme shelter, it's just a shot away....... Wild Horses,,,Wild horses, couldn't drag me away, unless they were Paso Finos which I still have yet to figure out what they are.Wild wild horses we'll ride them someday........ Walk on your tip-toes, don't try No-Dose, but it's a kidna hard when working at Target after close, better stay away from those who carry around a firehose, keep a clean nose, watch the plain clothes, you don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows, instead get a weather pixie to do a pose...... You'll Never Make a Saint a Me. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah? You don't have to mean it, i swear, you just got to say it anyway, i just need to hear those words for me. dripping from your lips, play with me baby, you don't have to mean it, whisper in my ear, can this get any more sexual?maybe, but i won't get into the lemon song.... huh? my hand smells like syrup. i'm looking forward to RtC tomorrow night. Why didn't anyone from work call me in today, i slept for too long. I don't like it when people call me in the morning requesting rides back to valpo, especially when my ass just laid back down. my computer keeps restaring, that's not cool. I'm out, out of control. i'm dying of thirst. well the moral of this story, the moral of this blog, is simply that one should never be where one does not belong. so if you see your neighbor carrying something, help him with his load, and don't go mistaking paradise for that home across the road........


PS I'd just like to appologize for the last ramble

Another Day, Another Dollar...

So i can't really say much happened today...other than the fact that after work this morning becca from work and i went to eat at Steak and Shake at 5ish and stayed there til 9! I guess it's just one of those things that can happen when either party doesn't know each other at all, maybe it takes a little bit of knowing til the annoyance/all i can take factor sets in, or maybe we were both too timid to say hey, "hey we've been here too long, let's go", or something of the sorts. We made up this really cool thing by accident, well i'll explain more once the pictures are devoloped, i know Zach will be waiting. So as for my job at Target, i'm still enjoying it. The work is easy enough to do, it's entertaining-they let me use this thing called an LRT, it's a laser gunlike device, so i basically play with that all night. Granted the land of high is a 19 mile drive that i can make in 25 minutes give or take, i do get paid $8.00 an hour, happy times. And besides all that i like the people i work with, i mean we go out for breakfast in the morning what could be better? And my mothe still has no idea about my second job. Although she did kinda question me tonight about not being home all night and not arriving til after 9. she has no clue, then agian she also thinks i'm not a virgin and has sex, mothers....
As for the rest of my day, it basically was there..i slept for an extended period of time, the Valpo thing fell through, I ended up going to work at ALCO from 6 to 9 and getting home and falling alseep til 3am. Yeppers. well it is 5 now and i want to go back to sleep, yet i also want to finish cleaning/organizing/rearranging my room...like that will ever get done. oh well goodnight

The Day that Never Seems to End......

Ok, so I can't update when I have no time at all, not even 3 seconds at home and that's about it. Yesterday into today i had the longest day possible. I work at ALCO from 1 to 915pm or so, then my nightly job from 1030pm to 5am, after work we played baseball and went to eat at RtC, hell yes I like this group of people. then it was on my way back to ALCO and work from 8am to 4pm. Oh yes, i am wore out to say the least. So that is one of the reasons i have not been updating, i haven't had the time, literally, not even to sleep. I'm sorry if i made anybody mad **coughzackcough**.
--Side note--on the way back to lowell this morning i was going down 173rd, the back way avoiding rt 2, and as i came to the intersection of 173rd and parish, which i think finally has is fixed bridge and all, yeaaaaa, i rolled through the stop sign as i normally would....now, for those who don't travel down 173, there's a cop that likes to park his squad car facing the road, to make people slow down and whatnot. Well needless to say as i got closer to the car i realized his lights were on and he was ni fact in his car, as i drove by he pulled out behind me. So i naturally started getting my stories together, getting out my license and registration and doing the speed limit. I make it to Nichols and turn right, i'm thinking he's going to wait until we can safely pull to the side of the road, well this mother fucker turns left. Ha, i got out of that one i must say, oh so close, but we all know i'll roll it agian.

Hell Yes!!!





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Weather Girl!!!

Ok, so I found this little Weather Pixie thing. It's just a little something to clutter up the side and make it look like i am updating. ha, ok, i like it, she tells me the weather and is dressed accordingly. well, that's all for now.

OK, so I've been slacking on the Updates, Sorry...

I don't recall the last time i blogged, so i don't know what to mention in my blog about anything that has happened, oh wait, nothing ever happens, yeah that's right.....Anyways, last night was the first time we went out to RtC in like a week at least, go figure, it wasn't even a healthy bunch, but i suppose we needed our litle fix of RtC-ness. I've been working my ass off, and so that is one of the reasons i haven't updated in awhile, i'm sorry Zach, please forgive me. Oh, i know, I started rearranging me room on monday of last week, another reason to get blogbehind. So i have been fiddling with that and then loosing things, then geting pissed that i lost them, finding my bills at the last second only to just pay them on time. One tip, try to keep somewhat organized even when your room turns into total disarray. Then i tried to hook up my stereo center and now that didn't work, so i have been going to Radio Shack in the mall to get parts, grrr, but guess what, last night in my delusion awakenness at 330 i fixed it, don't ask me what i did, but it is going strong right now. Speaking of going strong, my computer is up and 70% operational, i am everso happy, it's been running ever since it got the new PS, one thing though, whenever it wants to dial out to connect with the modem it restarts, hmmmm, zach? Oh, i have yet to use my microwave though, HA! It's turning cold outside, i don't like that very much, but one thing i do enjoy is the smell of heat coming from the vents for the first time that year, ahhhhh, warmth. Brooke came back home for fall break, though i didn't get to see her much, and trying to watch SNL was a bomb, damn the antennas with crapyass reception. Oh well, i still enjoyed her company. OH OH, Sunday we watched Short Circuit and Short Curcuit 2, OMD that was sooo great, the second one makes me cry though, a lot. I recommend these 2 movies when you need a good laugh, defiantly a great family movie. Ahhhh, ok so that rapps it up i guess, i'll try to keep this updated more now that i have received hate mail from it. good day to you..

Tuesday, National Screw Over Day

Well, it may come to a surprise, but this Tuesday sucked, but in a sorta alright way. Yes my lovely day of Tuesday has come to bite ME in the ass, I guess overone's getting in the habit of stabbing me, perhaps a new sport? Anyways back to my stories...Begin my day off with an awakening from my grandpa, though he didn't come downstairs to see if I was awake, I still heard him and the dogs making a ruckess upstairs.
Well qwith this little wake up call, i decided it was time for me to get some shit done and do some bitching to people. I called the people about my power supply, and asked where the hell it was. After getting the run around for hours, turns out they sent it to michigan, agian. I bitched and i bitched, they told me they would call me back...tomorrow and hung up. So i called them back, asked to speak with the lady i was just talking to and asked her why, what time they closed and why couldn't she get it done today. She switched me over to stephanie, wherein i almost made her cry, but she sent it out that same day, wow, i rock.....

So now it was about time to see my Insurance Ladies and bitch to them about getting some monies back. Those little insurance bitched screwing me over, well, the lady, i think angie was her name, was very nice and faxed some stuff over for me, and told me i would have to call them for pursuit of my monies...

After dinning, we went over to Wal-Mart to buy a color ink cartridge that my mother was requesting for her printer. So we went, shopped around, looked at the fish tanks, made it a little outing. *this will be important later* One thing i hate is when walking anywhere, especially a store, and two people are conversaing and you have to squeeze in between them because you can't go around and they left just enough space for you to barely fit. And especially if they are employees. So we head for the check out and only 2 lanes are open, we decide which one would be better and start to head for lane 9. as we walk up the cashier yells to us, "this lane is closed" and her light went off. So we naturally headed to the other lane, lane 3, and her light went off. So all the customers flood the traffic aisle to see which register is actually open, and to our dismay, 5 girls up front with thier heads down on their drawers, and no lights were on. One of the cashiers yells to the crowd, "they'll be opening on lanes 6, 7, and 8." So we waited a second, and then a bit later it was repeated agian. So we saw our oppurtunity and went to lane 6. That's when all hell broke loose. As i walked up to the lady on lane 6, she said, and i quote, "Go away!" Things only got worse, we asked for a manager, i was pissed. The cashier behind us call for the manager and we waited. We told her of our experiences and how it started and bla bla, so she told us she would talk with her and the store manager. so we started walking out, that's when thwe "STOP, you have set off Wal-Mart's Inventory Control System" thing starting going off. I walked back in, but everyone, even people in line just waived me to go, so i did, with the natural flipping of the bird. That's when a guy outside, who i had to squeeze by earlier, said, hey put that down. i turned and looked, and said, well then it's for you too, and kepp my finger up. He kept staring at us and saying shit, so i was saying shit, in the end he started to chase us, but we were in our car and driving away, tried to read these plated mother fucker, as he yells for back up on his walkie talkie. Fucking walmart...