special post..
special day..
well, not really the first statement...
This post really has no sustenance to it..it's just a post because it's a rare day..so yeah, here you go…
Today would be a good day to pick up girls from the bar - explanation…bitches women love to celebrate their birthdays, it's science..and any bartender will tell you how they can't get away a single weekend out of the year without some gaggle fuck of women "woo-ing", ordering girly shots, throwing glitter, wearing tiaras, etc because it's someone's birthday celebration..even if it's thanksgiving or Christmas..these girls come out to party..
Anyway, people are born every day of the year, shocking, but who has the rarest birthday of them all…the Leap Year Day Babies…and this group will go to any lengths to make February 29th a wild one, no matter what day of the week it lands on..even a Wednesday…
Sure they could celebrate it on the closest weekend, like anyone else would do, or like they have done for those three other years…but when something as 'special' as the 29th of February rolls around, you better believe they'll be out in full force.
And they'll have to drag their friends out..and their friends will have to come..even if it is a Wednesday like it is today…
didn't they make some crappy movie about Leap Year Day..and didn't they play it on a non-leap year..wtf marketing people...
other than that, I don't have much else to say at this point..trying to do something..anything…
is it weird that every leap year we vote for a president?
"Leap Year Day is just one more day of suffering.."
special day..
well, not really the first statement...
This post really has no sustenance to it..it's just a post because it's a rare day..so yeah, here you go…
Today would be a good day to pick up girls from the bar - explanation…bitches women love to celebrate their birthdays, it's science..and any bartender will tell you how they can't get away a single weekend out of the year without some gaggle fuck of women "woo-ing", ordering girly shots, throwing glitter, wearing tiaras, etc because it's someone's birthday celebration..even if it's thanksgiving or Christmas..these girls come out to party..
Anyway, people are born every day of the year, shocking, but who has the rarest birthday of them all…the Leap Year Day Babies…and this group will go to any lengths to make February 29th a wild one, no matter what day of the week it lands on..even a Wednesday…
Sure they could celebrate it on the closest weekend, like anyone else would do, or like they have done for those three other years…but when something as 'special' as the 29th of February rolls around, you better believe they'll be out in full force.
And they'll have to drag their friends out..and their friends will have to come..even if it is a Wednesday like it is today…
didn't they make some crappy movie about Leap Year Day..and didn't they play it on a non-leap year..wtf marketing people...
other than that, I don't have much else to say at this point..trying to do something..anything…
is it weird that every leap year we vote for a president?
"Leap Year Day is just one more day of suffering.."
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