Monday, July 20, 2009

In El Eh

the city that never sleeps..
err, the sunshine state...

wait, eureka!

my time spent actually in El Eh was limited...i arrived Friday night and was at the apartment by 6pm, their time (real time, people time? not sure) during the course of my travels i acquired an appetite, who even knew what time it really was, my body was done questioning and just wanted answers..in the form of food.

i'm a fan of local fare (fair?) so the roommates brought me to one of their local favs, a place called Home...quaint little concept that i liked. it would be here that

Sunday, July 19, 2009

I'm Baaaack...

From LA that is....
maybe to blogging as well...

but let's not get our hopes up...

el eh el eh...oh what a trip it was, but the time spent in el eh was actually relatively small, details to follow in another post..i left the midwest at noon eastern time friday...made a stop in st louis at the same time i departed..i love transcending time and space..two hour layover later i was back in the air...ughh, how i hate flying...mainly my panicking takes places from take off til about 10 minutes later when we are in the air...then i go to sleep overdosed on Dramamine and alcohol...it would have been awesome to have slept all the way to El Eh but the pilot kept interrupting my nap with *ding*Ahhhhh yeah, if you look out to your left you can see* i don't care...the last thing i want while i'm riding in a plane is to notice landmarks miles and miles below me....is that so when we crash i can say, oh, at least i got to see death valley...fuck that.

i land in El Eh and right off the bat i'm a stranger in a strange land. it wasn't a disco..and it sure as hell wasn't a country club...my friend had emailed me directions on how to get to her place..hopping on a bus to the train, change colored lines, ended up somewhere where a roommate would pick me up..convoluted but after having done it once it all made sense. i asked the nice elderly lady behind the guest help desk at the airport where to catch the greenline metro bus....which is the first time i was yelled at...

so i went to where the lady told me to go....a bus pulls up but it's for the red line...everybody around me gets on..i'm the only one left standing there like a tard..the bus driver now is yelling at me "red line! red line!" i tell him green line...to which he yells for me to go somewhere else..just as i see the green line bus drive by...ughhh

El Eh has the best customer service, ever. the green line goes a little more smoothly...we get to the train station and once again i am lost...i try to follow the herd as some go to a ticket machine, others run up the flight of stairs all the while thinking of those little lemurs who off themselves following the person ahead of them..i go to the ticket machine then head up the stairs..only to just miss that train...well, i guess i know better for next time..

the train ride was an experience let me tell you....the green line had a bit of redemption and welcoming to the city that made me think and feel like this could be home. at one of the various stops an african-american gentleman wearing earphones and a backpack gets on, standing in proximity of me. at this point in the trip i believe i turned off my music to conserve battery in my phone, but left my one ear piece in. i start to hear a bit of music faintly coming from somewhere..i couldn't tell if it was part of the metro car i was in, or someone else..i started to narrow it down coming to the conclusion it was coming from the black guy who just got on...but what was more striking was what i heard. the music had a familiar sound, but it was just faint enough i couldn't readily make it out..

only after the next stop once things got quiet on the train again was i able to hear for certain what it was. i made a gesture to the guy to take out an earpiece, which he obliged looking at first like he was gonna kill me, and then i proceeded to ask him, "are you listening to Ratatat?!" his face changed over to a bit of shock and excitement and concurred that it indeed was what he was listening to. our exchange was short but it left me with a good feeling, also noting that i had just been listening to Ratatat on the bus

as i left the car at my stop the guy wished me a farewell and i head onto the blue line. on that train line i witnessed a bootlegger attempt to hit on a ghetto girl..it's amazing to see the cultural differences on how to pick up women..all sociological studies should be made on trains, you literally get every walk of life. i did my best to contain my laughter by looking away only to have it stirred up by the psycho behind me cursing to himself. the ride was only topped off when the crazy cart lady came on selling sodas and candy from her mobile business device.

it was shortly after that the train came to it's last stop and i moved on to the red line...or so i thought. while waiting in the designated area, i failed to see that two trains ran on the same line, one red, one purple...for you color blind people, sorry about ya. so i see the train approach, the doors open, we left off passengers, and just as i am about to get on this old man starts talking to me, asking me if i am going to hollywood..why yes i am, he then proceeds to tell me it's the next train...at this point i've had about enough El Eh hospitality and think he's fucking with me so he can ensure a spot for himself on this car. i try to understand his reasoning pointing at the sign that says "To Hollywood" wherein he raises he cane and points, at what i believe from my angle to be the same sign..little did i know he was trying to point to the side of the train itself that said it was the purple line going elsewhere...this is about the time he screams at me and another kind lady tells me hollywood is the next train...obliged i step back and wait.

the next train arrives and i get on, making sure i can clearly see the sign on the side of the train that indicates it is going to hollywood...a few more little stops and i was where i needed to be, santa monica blvd. i continued following the outlined directions given to me in my email as my phone was hanging on to it's last percentage of battery life. i called the number for the roommate to come and pick me up - apparently they live just down the road, but people frown upon walking in El Eh, so the roommate came and got me at the corner...

i just put a lot of trust in people i didn't know, when in fact i don't trust many people i do know..










"yeah, you'll notice me, i'll be the one who looks like a tourist and doesn't belong.."

Friday, July 10, 2009

I Swear...

it's so easy...
..it hurts...

he does things so i have something to write about...













"A friend to all - is a friend to none"

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

It's Been Real

It's been fun...
but it hasn't been real fun..

OR it's cool man, i got this on my own

i'm in a real pisser of a mood...yeah i know it's cas/lax/thurs and all, but i think that's where my trouble began..well, i was doing my best trying to keep in the spirit of the once a week holiday, but it was others who did not want to participate, rather, they were anti cas/lax/thurs.

it didn't help at work that the regional director was there stressing out our GM more than usual either. what should have been a routine thursday double turned out to be a crapshoot. the morning bartender never showed up, so i set up the bar until a replacement was able to get in...but the kicker was that the credit for it was given to the man who brought me one bucket of ice..Mr B Hewey told everyone and even thanked the other server for "setting up the bar"...apparently when Mr B Hewey asked me to do so he meant to ask the other guy..whatever..

and so i closed lunch but was denied a break...yes, denied, so my break consisted of me pooping...which was harder than i thought it was going to be...see, some jackpad locked the door behind him AFTER he left....soooo sat the empty restroom, locked, so nobody could get in....thanks a-hole..

as for the night shift, well...let's just say 6 covers, barely making triple digits for the entire shift, both included...i was just happy to be out the door before ten...but from there it went from bad to worse...

i don't want to get into specifics, it was just one thing after another...and i let it get to me...and i turned into a whiny little bitch about it all...all i wanted to do was drink...but upon arriving home as i got out of my car i could hear loud music and "screams" which were supposed to be singing from some drunks in my apartment - nothing like a buzz kill. i tried to go into my own little world, ignoring the fools and cracking open a bottle of rum....but it proved to be pointless, so i went about finishing up my laundry and pouting.

i actually waited two hours before i wrote this blog as it probably would have gone a completely different route..but i digress, still gets to the point about how pathetic of a night i had without getting into the mushy details of it all...because...i really don't talk about things anyways..

i guess this makes up for how awesome last week's thursday was...but..it didn't have to end this way









"why do i wanna see your tits, how is that gonna make me happy...ok, there they are.........why are they pointing up, that's just weird..definitely not happy but more weirded out by this whole situation, thanks"

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Remember When....

you know...
..because..

ugh..i.am.so.mad.

well, you remember when i said i was gonna make some more posts for y'all...well, i was working on one, and was near finished, when my browser decided to close..well, good thing blogger has auto save right....right? ri..anybody?

you guessed it, apparently autosave failed to do it's job....and like a plenty of other thoughts i tried to post, texts people never received, it's in some other realm..sooooooo, in light of this craptastic event, i will hopefully move on and post something soon...once i recover...










"Draft autosaved at....NEVER"

Here we Go, Again

ok..
..GO

this post was originally set to choreography on treadmills but has been modified for your approval

alright, after several messages via text and fbchat, i need to get back into this...and here i thought i was on summer vacation, guess not...i'll write again dammit, if it's the last thing i do..just had to...clear up some things?

i just finished a blog post that was typed up and sat in limbo for, well, almost a month it seems...and it kinda just ends, so i apologize for that..i don't remember the direction it was going, but i picked up just like spielberg picked up on A.I. and made the ending as shitty as possible.. i also write the iphone blog and posted that which was the day and was in my mind to be wrote since that date....now as for anything in between....well, i'll maybe write one more post, maybe two, just thrown in there to get us up to speed...but if you don't see them in the next couple of days, you can stop looking for them, as we will be progressing forward

i don't work til 530 today, and instead of going to the gym, or laying out by the pool, i have forced myself to stay in and write something for my restless public, yes once a martyr always a martyr, lol.

i just got back from my chicago fourth of july trip, photography classes are now over, and in three days i'll be in LA..there, caught up enough? ok ok, lot of explaining to do i know...and yes a lot has happened...and yes i've been wanting to blog during this dead time, but i got too afraid of what certain people may read, or read into...and i had to pocket veto my real thoughts and opinions, thus sacrificing the every day blogging i was trying to achieve....

now i'm not one to not post publicly, but there does come a time when i'll go old school and open up one of my paper journals to write in....this time, it didn't happen..i don't know why, it should have, but i just let it go...so another chapter of my life i failed to detail...but let's get back onto topic.

oh, it's tuesday, which means michael jackson's ceremony is eating up every bit of media for the day, cool..way to launch a blog comeback..overshadowed again...but that's all for now...i'm hungry and the way of the sub is calling...stay tuned for more lackluster updates :-D











"he's just a pop singer, not the second-coming..."