Not a Song

free

dumb

Shit.just.got.real.

Sorry, I didn't write you a (love) song, but instead, you shall receive this media of emotion from me..maybe I'll write a sonnet, a haiku, or short story, but for now, this is my response.

Actually...I don't even have a response, I think I'm too outraged to even emulate a reply..however, this will be my riposte to that katy perry claptrap you call music.

**Just to give you an idea of how infuriated I am, I've, already, had to walk away and distract myself several times just to calm down.

And I know the classic line that I'm so vain I probably think that song is about me will fall from dull tongues - but when you know, you know...it's that sense, when you know you're being attacked..that sense when you know you're being talked at/to. Like when you're somewhere, anywhere there's people around, and though someone doesn't say your name, you know they are directing their words at you. It's not the, "hey you in the blue hoodie and Ray-bans" calling you out, it's more of a general "hey, blablabla".

And you almost freeze as you are doing whatever it may be; walking by, standing there, whatever, just thinking, wait, i don't know anyone here, surely that can't be towards me..yet you just know it is. This is one of those times, and though it may not be completely directed or 100% based from me, you can clearly hear my influence in the lyrics throughout the song.

It was proclaimed that despite my thinking my fast car will take me to freedom, i'm actually on a road to hell - if that were the case, I'd prefer a highway, and usually my fast car is fast enough to fly out of here, accompanied with a ticket or plan to anywhere.

And though you may think without your love all I have is a jail cell, well, let me correct you on that one..it's not without your love, because I'm pretty sure your love is what caused for whatever to happen, but mostly, your absolutely bat-shit craziness is what will give me that jail cell. It's not you falling out of love with me that does me harm, rather, it's you flipping a 180, turning your back, and making up horrible, malicious lies that will cage me in.

Ughhh, and there's more bullshit lines, but I just can't even justify a response to what sounds like some hollow, whiney little girl's attempt at revenge through music that was written by a 12 year old with the forced lines, stolen lyrics that sounded cool, and inaneness too unconvincing even for the pop world.

but don't take my word for it, you be the judge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5KWKWW4kis

"sadly all those views are from my friends laughing at her..."

AB-solutley Right

Seeee
I'm always right

so never question it

So yesterday I make my way over to one of the wee-fee hotspots in order to get online..As I'm doing the random things, checking email, forgetting what it is I'm supposed to be checking or googling, I read up on some news articles - ever since I got an office job, news websites have offered me entertaining ways to kill time…

Anyway, upon opening the first site right there on the front page, main article, "anorexia among young males?" The article went on to show pictures of these guys with frail bodies, skinny, except…they had a six pack or abs of some kind. Yup, the post I wrote not too long ago about how sickening this new fad was becoming turned out to actually be a legit thing..so any of those naysayers who thought I was just being a hater can now SMD.

They article elaborated on the new trend, of why it was happening, and so forth..what's sad is some of the quotes from these idiots "I think I look good" or "i love being able to show off my bod" …right, because skin and bones looks sooo good..but you got that six pack so kudos to you…

And to you girls who perpetuated this craze..you're all fat…there, that should settle the score…








"..but you'll question me anyways, because you're stupid"

Why I hate The..

oh crap, can't say it..
but you know..

that Service thing I'm doing…yeah…that thing

So I hate the Corps because it's like being a Jew, an Orthodox Jew to be correct….though I'm not really how correct of an analogy this really is, it was the first thing that popped into my head..but let me continue. So as stupid it is to be a Jew, it's as equally stupid to be a Marine. So for those of you who don't know, the Orthodox Jews are the ones that celebrate Sabbot, or the Sabbath…basically that small period of time in the week where you have these "rules" and "guidelines" you need to follow in order to be a good Jew or do god's will or some crap. During this time, from the sunset on Friday to sunrise on Sunday, this group of people are forbade from doing such random tasks as turning a light switch on…and the list goes from the complete idiotic as dialing a phone, to using money, to traveling or working…what really gets me is that idiotic spectrum…the "no turning on lights" or "writing down something with a pen" or "dialing a cellphone"….if you ask a Jew why, they tell you it's because you're not supposed to be working or worrying about things, you're just supposed to relax. Well I on't know about you, but with so many ridiculous rules in place I'd be constantly worrying that I was breaking one of them…"oh shit, i just sneezed, can i do that?"

The Corps has equally as stupid of rules…especially when it comes to the uniforms..sweet jesus. While being in uniform is like partaking in Sabbot, you can't do anything! For those of you not in the Corps, let me explain, and I will not be exaggerating by any means..While in uniform you cannot…walk and drink…walk and eat..walk and use a cell phone..walk and adjust your uniform..carry things in your right hand..carry things on your back, such as a backpack..have things in your pockets…and if you were in service uniforms, don't even think about carrying a wallet in your pocket! Yes, that prior list wasn't simply the "flashy" service or dress uniforms…it pertains to the cammies as well..which is what most of us wear every single day, for hours at time because they are our work uniforms.

And I get it, the reason for all these rules on both the Corps and Jew sides is keeping with traditions and so forth..respecting the heritage that comes along with calling yourself a jew or Marine.."respect the uniform" i hear constantly as a junior Marines does something they are not supposed to..and just shortly after that another junior Marine who has been brainwashed will make a comment about "looking heinous" or some derivative about how "we didn't join the army"..when deep down inside we are all saying, really, what the fuck.

I'm not asking to reinvent the wheel here (ugh, one of my most hated sayings and I do not know why I just used it..too much hate in this blog), but what I'm asking services, of any nature, to do is, get with the times. Hey Jews, you want to not worry about the mundane, bullshit life and not work..it's called taking a vacation…not segregating yourself out of the community wherein that type of lifestyle is not conducive to living a normal, healthy, social life. Hey Corps, we understand you're the hardest of the branches of service, the best of the best, etc…but you don't have to justify these obsolete rules, standards, traditions, or whatever as a validation for keeping around a non-needed branch of service. It'd be like if I wore a condom on my dick all day long after having sex with some chick…nobody can see it, it's only hurting myself…but I already know I fucked the broad, so why do I need to have this questionable antic as a form of a reminder..people will know by the way i, err you perform..got lost in my analogy..lol.

Short in point, it's stupid to be either a Jew or a Marine.






"..don't both have grooming requirements too?!"

Cedar Point Workers Union

I've heard of pyramid schemes...
but this one takes the cake....

have any of you been added by this person, group, whatever?

the following is a conversation i had via facebook chat - note i hate using facebook chat...if you are a friend, don't ever facebook chat me, it will only cause me to de-friend you - nothing has been changed or altered, this is the original text in the original context....so, enjoy? and if you have been contacted by this strange person, please feel free to use this as a bulletin board to post your own responses and conversations as well!


12:23amCedarpoint
I need to know every dirt on Cedar Point that I can get... I know you have a lot.

12:23amJangus
whats the deal?

12:25amCedarpoint
No deal, I know you skipped out on 2008, but 2009 is another year. You should consider going back. We need strict, devoted, and positive people like you

12:26amJangus
Cedar Fair never paid under the minum wage..they didn't pay overtime, which they tried to compensate with by giving bonuses
how did you know i wasn't at cp in 08
who is this?

12:26amCedarpoint
I know a lot
Thanks for the minute, best of luck, and goodbye. And maybe I'll see you this summer

12:28amJangus
why cant you talk to me
ughhh

12:29amCedarpoint
Okay, you want to talk? talk

12:29amJangus
i asked you to talk

12:29amCedarpoint
what do you want to know

12:29amJangus
whats the deal with this facebook profile, why the incognito, why do you want me back in 09?

12:30amCedarpoint
This facebook profil is for every Cedar Point employee who needs a voice... Kind of like a union

12:30amJangus
employee as in hourly or salary
or both?

12:31amCedarpoint
Seasonal
And I am not the one who needs you back.
I am just like you

12:32amCedarpoint
Anyways, I have said my part, now its your turn...
One question... Why did you not return in 2008?

12:33amJangus
i asked to be apart of education
gary jokenhour wanted me to run his kiddie playland, aka macaronis part2, aka joe cool cafe
he sent me a rude email back to me when i turned down his offer
it was his way or no way
are you really familiar with who i am?

12:35amCedarpoint
I know, and this is exactly why we am here. It's so seasonals don't get pushed around anymore

12:35amJangus
everyone gets pushed around

12:35amCedarpoint
I know some things about a lot of seasonals. The walls have ears in Cedar Point

12:35amJangus
even salaried people get shat on
you got managers of a multi million dollar restaurant not making shit
"make me a silver tag" fuck no, more responsibility with a smaller paycheck and more hours...i'm sticking to being a server

12:39amCedarpoint
My dream is of a powerful union one day. Have you ever had a dream that powerful? If so, you know how devoted someone can get to helping for a cause. Unions will take over this country with Decmocrates in control... And we at Cedar Point will be a part of it. I would like it if you are with us all the way. I must go now, I have to make time for all my members.

12:40amJangus
hit me up again some time

12:41amCedarpoint
I will... Keep your eye out for me...











"This is the type of shit i put up with every day...."